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<b>The second miracle: The Dark Age</b>
 
<b>The second miracle: The Dark Age</b>
  
Come here little Jimboo and listen to the next adventure of Reverend Moo. Jimboo you wont believe it but there was a time full of hatred, toxicity and spamming known as the Dark Age in our Kingdom. The only reason you can enjoy this peacefull times is thanks to Reverend Moo and his Followers who fought agains a Evil Might who ruled over this Kingdom long time ago. As you know the Kingdom is divided into 10 Houses which one of them is ruling over the other nine. At that time little Jimbo a House named Boo was at the top. The reign was embossed with flamming, telling people to kill themself and spamming so no one could enjoy the Federation of all Houses. Not to the surprise of anyone Houses came and left the Kingdom. As Houses like Wolf Fpo DC and Bomb realised something has to change House Boo didnt really gave a fuck about that. Official they released a rule about a non Toxic environment but in reality it was just a pretext to hold their position as rulers.
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Come here little Jimbo and listen to the next miracle of Reverend Moo. Given today's peaceful world, you wont believe that there was a time in our Kingdom full of hatred, toxicity and spamming known as the Dark Age. The only reason you can enjoy today's peace and harmony is because of Reverend Moo and his Followers, who courageously fought the Evil Might that once ruled over this Kingdom.  
  
As Johannes, still fat and small pp, came to the conclusion nothing will change and he reached out to the other houses leaders. He conviced the never to be seen online but still active in discord wolf leader Roger to fight agains House Boo and united the Houses under the God blessed House DC. Their plan fast got new followers like the almighty i could get Bomb lead anytime but i dont wont it Henri from House Bomb but they knew it wouldnt be enough to fight against the Evil House Boo. Johannes and the other leaders came to the conclusion only one Person can help them fullfilling their plan of overtaking the Kingdom. They need Reverend Moo. One night Johannes and his Followers prayed to God to guide Reverend Moo to them for help.
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As you know the Kingdom is divided into 10 Houses, with one of them ruling over the other 9. During the Dark Age, a House named Boo was in power. The reign was tainted with flaming, telling people to kill themselves and an onslaught of spamming, and no one could enjoy the Federation of all Houses. Over time, Houses joined and left the Kingdom. As the dark days turned to dark years, the participating Houses, including Wolf, FpO, Aria, Zraw, Bomb and DC, realised that House Boo didn't really care about achieving peace in the Kingdom. The final straw was when they released a rule about maintaining a non-toxic environment, but in reality it was a false illusion to hold their position as the Dark rulers.
  
<b>God in heaven praised be you and your greatness
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Johannes, still fat and with a small pp, came to the conclusion that nothing would change. He started to reached out to the other House leaders and even convinced Roger, the elusive and rarely online Wolf House leader, to fight against evil rules in House Boo and united the Houses under the God-blessed Kingdom of House DC. Their united plan got new supporters, but even when Johannes managed to convince Henri from House Bomb, they all knew it wouldn't be enough to defeat the Evil House Boo rulers. Johannes and the other leaders came to the conclusion that only one person could help them succeed in their plan of taking back the Kingdom. They need Reverend Moo.
we once more need your might to help us out in those dark times
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One night Johannes, together with his followers, prayed to God to reach out to the almighty Reverend Moo for help.
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<b>God in heaven praises to you, your power and glory.
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Once more we need your might to save us from these dark times
 
Oh God the mighty send us your earthly embodiment Reverend Moo
 
Oh God the mighty send us your earthly embodiment Reverend Moo
to strike down the heretics and evil beings on earth.
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to strike down the heretics and evil beings in our Kingdom.
 
Amen</b>
 
Amen</b>
  
God heard them and becouse of his goodness he created a lightpillar over House DC which only could see loyal believers. A few days passed and the situation got worse. Dc and the other houses suffering heavy from the tyranny of House Boo. But in the darkest hour the redeemer Reverend Moo came. He saw the lightpillar and knew exactly what he needed to do. As Reverend Moo arrived the plan could finally be executed. The houses joined together and as Reverend Moo as their leader they marched gen house boo. As they arrived at house boo Reverend Moo gave a last chance to boo and so he spoke: Submit to god repent your sins and we will not destroy you will the might of god.
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God heard them loud and clear and because of his love for his followers, he created a pillar of light over House DC which could only be seen by his loyal believers.  
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A few days passed and the situation got worse. DC and the other Houses suffered great losses from the tyranny of House Boo. When it felt like all hope was lost, the redeemer Reverend Moo arrived. He had seen the God's pillar of light and knew exactly what he needed to do. With Reverend Moo leading the charge, the Houses joined their strength and marched towards House Boo. When they arrived, Reverend Moo offered the evil rulers a final chance at redemption:
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<b>"Submit to god repent your sins and we will not destroy you will the might of god"</b>
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After a few moments of evil silence, a man stepped out and responded:
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I am Xanny the Heretic and I have one thing to say to your God and his Followers: <b>K Y S</b>
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AS the final words left Xanny's lips, Reverend Moo erupted with a God-given war cry and screamed:
  
Silence....
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<b>Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</b>
  
A man stepped outside and spoke to Reverend Moo: Im Xanny the heretic and i only have one thing to say to your god and everyone else:                                               
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With the power of God and Reverend Moo, the fight was over in a flash. House Boo was decimated and peace returned to the Kingdom. Under the new ruler House DC, everyone could enjoy their life together and in peace. The reign continues to this day and allows us to enjoy our Kingdom.
<b>K Y S</b>
 
  
Reverend Moo had enough and so he gave the god given warcry to attack he scremed: <b>Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</b>
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Reverend Moo had once again fulfilled his task from God. Exhausted from the battle, he disappeared for 3 days. To this day, no one knows exactly if and when he will return, but Jimboo, the followers all believe that he is ready awaiting to perform his next miracle and deliver God's plan for us.
With the power of God and Reverend Moo as their leader the fight was over quickly. House Boo was destroyed and peace came to the kingdom. Under the new ruler House DC everyone could enjoy their life together again. The reign lasts until today. Reverend Moo once again fullfilled his task from god. Exhausted from the battle he disappeared for 3 days from earth. To this day no one knows exactly if he returned or not but Jimboo me and many other believe that he returned and is waiting somewhere for his next task to do Gods work on earth.
 
  
Never forget who gave us this peace. Till next time little Jimboo.
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Never forget who gave us this peace. Till next time, little Jimboo.
  
  

Revision as of 16:43, 29 May 2021


Devoted Christians [DC] is a wonderful SC guild for every Believer in Christianity

It began when Reverend Moo received a task from God to find loyal believers in Guild Wars to praise our Lord and Saviour. He first found a guy who was so fat that he could not see his own pp. His name was Johannes.

After witnessing Johannes' struggles, Moo knew he had a duty to help him, so he made Johannes just skinny enough to see the end of his pp. In light of this miracle, Johannes found his faith.

Reverend Moo told Johannes to set up a safe haven where everyone who found their way to God was welcomed and so the guild Devoted Christians [DC] was founded.


The first miracle: Lilith Korma's Resurrection

Kids gather around and I will tell you the tale how Reverend Moo brought Lilith Korma back from the dead. Once upon a time a loyal Christian believer Lilith Korma was kidnapped from the evil ruler of hell. Johannes failed to protect him and Lilith was banished. He desperately tried praying to God for help and after many days, God listened. "Find the man who once found you", God said. Johannes knew immediately who he needed to speak to.

As a fat boy, but with his pp visible, he went on his journey to find Reverend Moo. During his quest, he performed many heroic actions such as rescuing a female trapped in the Game of Titties. After many years, he finally found Revered Moo deep inside the Holy Cave of Chrisianity. Johannes told Reverend Moo everything and begged him for help. Reverend Moo still recognized Johannes and asked him if he could still see his pp to determine if he was still a loyal christian.

They both journeyed through hell to the deepest depths and found Lilith Korma, chained inside a prison cell. The ruler of Hell stood guard and started to attack as Johannes and Reverend Moo approached. With all his might, Reverend Moo used his God-given power to shout the words "TG PD". As the words left his lips, the ruler of Hell was frozen, unable to move an inch.

With his hands clasped together, Reverend Moo moved towards the evil ruler and prayed to recharge his power. When he reached the demon, Reverend Moo whispered in its ear the phrase"KYS". As the words entered the demon's body, the body exploded into oblivion and the chains dissolved to free Lilith Korma. Recovering from the traumatic ordeal, Johannes and Lilith Korma slowly made their way our of Hell back to the safe haven.

And that kids is the tale of Reverend Moo. Now you know why we believe in God. Without God, Reverend Moo would not have beaten the Ruler of hell.


The second miracle: The Dark Age

Come here little Jimbo and listen to the next miracle of Reverend Moo. Given today's peaceful world, you wont believe that there was a time in our Kingdom full of hatred, toxicity and spamming known as the Dark Age. The only reason you can enjoy today's peace and harmony is because of Reverend Moo and his Followers, who courageously fought the Evil Might that once ruled over this Kingdom.

As you know the Kingdom is divided into 10 Houses, with one of them ruling over the other 9. During the Dark Age, a House named Boo was in power. The reign was tainted with flaming, telling people to kill themselves and an onslaught of spamming, and no one could enjoy the Federation of all Houses. Over time, Houses joined and left the Kingdom. As the dark days turned to dark years, the participating Houses, including Wolf, FpO, Aria, Zraw, Bomb and DC, realised that House Boo didn't really care about achieving peace in the Kingdom. The final straw was when they released a rule about maintaining a non-toxic environment, but in reality it was a false illusion to hold their position as the Dark rulers.

Johannes, still fat and with a small pp, came to the conclusion that nothing would change. He started to reached out to the other House leaders and even convinced Roger, the elusive and rarely online Wolf House leader, to fight against evil rules in House Boo and united the Houses under the God-blessed Kingdom of House DC. Their united plan got new supporters, but even when Johannes managed to convince Henri from House Bomb, they all knew it wouldn't be enough to defeat the Evil House Boo rulers. Johannes and the other leaders came to the conclusion that only one person could help them succeed in their plan of taking back the Kingdom. They need Reverend Moo.

One night Johannes, together with his followers, prayed to God to reach out to the almighty Reverend Moo for help.

God in heaven praises to you, your power and glory. Once more we need your might to save us from these dark times Oh God the mighty send us your earthly embodiment Reverend Moo to strike down the heretics and evil beings in our Kingdom. Amen

God heard them loud and clear and because of his love for his followers, he created a pillar of light over House DC which could only be seen by his loyal believers.

A few days passed and the situation got worse. DC and the other Houses suffered great losses from the tyranny of House Boo. When it felt like all hope was lost, the redeemer Reverend Moo arrived. He had seen the God's pillar of light and knew exactly what he needed to do. With Reverend Moo leading the charge, the Houses joined their strength and marched towards House Boo. When they arrived, Reverend Moo offered the evil rulers a final chance at redemption:

"Submit to god repent your sins and we will not destroy you will the might of god"

After a few moments of evil silence, a man stepped out and responded:

I am Xanny the Heretic and I have one thing to say to your God and his Followers: K Y S

AS the final words left Xanny's lips, Reverend Moo erupted with a God-given war cry and screamed:

Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

With the power of God and Reverend Moo, the fight was over in a flash. House Boo was decimated and peace returned to the Kingdom. Under the new ruler House DC, everyone could enjoy their life together and in peace. The reign continues to this day and allows us to enjoy our Kingdom.

Reverend Moo had once again fulfilled his task from God. Exhausted from the battle, he disappeared for 3 days. To this day, no one knows exactly if and when he will return, but Jimboo, the followers all believe that he is ready awaiting to perform his next miracle and deliver God's plan for us.

Never forget who gave us this peace. Till next time, little Jimboo.


Leader

God

Pope

The High Arrow

Bishop

Pain like a Deaths

Lilith Korma

Andu the frenchman


Requirement to join

Believe in God, our Saviour, and his son Jesus Christ