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Kids gather around and I will tell you the tale how Reverend Moo brought Lilith Korma back from the dead. Once upon a time a loyal Christian believer Lilith Korma was kidnapped from the evil ruler of hell. Johannes failed to protect him and Lilith was banished. He desperately tried praying to God for help and after many days, God listened. "Find the man who once found you", God said. Johannes knew immediately who he needed to speak to. | Kids gather around and I will tell you the tale how Reverend Moo brought Lilith Korma back from the dead. Once upon a time a loyal Christian believer Lilith Korma was kidnapped from the evil ruler of hell. Johannes failed to protect him and Lilith was banished. He desperately tried praying to God for help and after many days, God listened. "Find the man who once found you", God said. Johannes knew immediately who he needed to speak to. | ||
| − | As a fat boy, but with his pp visible, he went on his journey to find Reverend Moo. | + | As a fat boy, but with his pp visible, he went on his journey to find Reverend Moo. During his quest, he performed many heroic actions such as rescuing a female trapped in the Game of Titties. After many years, he finally found Revered Moo deep inside the Holy Cave of Chrisianity. Johannes told Reverend Moo everything and begged him for help. Reverend Moo still recognized Johannes and asked him if he could still see his pp to determine if he was still a loyal christian. |
| − | + | They both journeyed through hell to the deepest depths and found Lilith Korma, chained inside a prison cell. The ruler of Hell stood guard and started to attack as Johannes and Reverend Moo approached. With all his might, Reverend Moo used his God-given power to shout the words "TG PD". As the words left his lips, the ruler of Hell was frozen, unable to move an inch. | |
| − | + | With his hands clasped together, Reverend Moo moved towards the evil ruler and prayed to recharge his power. When he reached the demon, Reverend Moo whispered in its ear the phrase"KYS". As the words entered the demon's body, the body exploded into oblivion and the chains dissolved to free Lilith Korma. Recovering from the traumatic ordeal, Johannes and Lilith Korma slowly made their way our of Hell back to the safe haven. | |
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Revision as of 02:36, 29 May 2021
Devoted Christians [DC] is a wonderful SC guild for every Believer in Christianity
It began when Reverend Moo received a task from God to find loyal believers in Guild Wars to praise our Lord and Saviour. He first found a guy who was so fat that he could not see his own pp. His name was Johannes.
After witnessing Johannes' struggles, Moo knew he had a duty to help him, so he made Johannes just skinny enough to see the end of his pp. In light of this miracle, Johannes found his faith.
Reverend Moo told Johannes to set up a safe haven where everyone who found their way to God was welcomed and so the guild Devoted Christians [DC] was founded.
The first miracle: Lilith Korma's Resurrection
Kids gather around and I will tell you the tale how Reverend Moo brought Lilith Korma back from the dead. Once upon a time a loyal Christian believer Lilith Korma was kidnapped from the evil ruler of hell. Johannes failed to protect him and Lilith was banished. He desperately tried praying to God for help and after many days, God listened. "Find the man who once found you", God said. Johannes knew immediately who he needed to speak to.
As a fat boy, but with his pp visible, he went on his journey to find Reverend Moo. During his quest, he performed many heroic actions such as rescuing a female trapped in the Game of Titties. After many years, he finally found Revered Moo deep inside the Holy Cave of Chrisianity. Johannes told Reverend Moo everything and begged him for help. Reverend Moo still recognized Johannes and asked him if he could still see his pp to determine if he was still a loyal christian.
They both journeyed through hell to the deepest depths and found Lilith Korma, chained inside a prison cell. The ruler of Hell stood guard and started to attack as Johannes and Reverend Moo approached. With all his might, Reverend Moo used his God-given power to shout the words "TG PD". As the words left his lips, the ruler of Hell was frozen, unable to move an inch.
With his hands clasped together, Reverend Moo moved towards the evil ruler and prayed to recharge his power. When he reached the demon, Reverend Moo whispered in its ear the phrase"KYS". As the words entered the demon's body, the body exploded into oblivion and the chains dissolved to free Lilith Korma. Recovering from the traumatic ordeal, Johannes and Lilith Korma slowly made their way our of Hell back to the safe haven.
And that kids is the tale of Reverend Moo. Now you know why we believe in God. Without God, Reverend Moo would not have beaten the Ruler of hell.
Leader
God
Pope
The High Arrow
Bishop
Pain like a Deaths
Lilith Korma
Bim to the Bo
Requirement to join
Believe in God, our Saviour, and his son Jesus Christ
