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Devoted Christians [DC] is a wonderful SC guild for every Believer in Christianity

It began when Reverend Moo received a task from God to find loyal believers in Guild Wars to praise our Lord and Saviour. He first found a guy who was so fat that he could not see his own pp. His name was Johannes.

After witnessing Johannes' struggles, Moo knew he had a duty to help him, so he made Johannes just skinny enough to see the end of his pp. In light of this miracle, Johannes found his faith.

Reverend Moo told Johannes to set up a safe haven where everyone who found their way to God was welcomed and so the guild Devoted Christians [DC] was founded.


The first miracle: Lilith Korma's Resurrection

Kids gather around and I will tell you the tale how Reverend Moo brought Lilith Korma back from the dead. Once upon a time a loyal Christian believer Lilith Korma was kidnapped from the evil ruler of hell. Johannes failed to protect him and Lilith was banished. He desperately tried praying to God for help and after many days, God listened. "Find the man who once found you", God said. Johannes knew immediately who he needed to speak to.

As a fat boy, but with his pp visible, he went on his journey to find Reverend Moo. During his quest, he performed many heroic actions such as rescuing a female trapped in the Game of Titties. After many years, he finally found Revered Moo deep inside the Holy Cave of Chrisianity. Johannes told Reverend Moo everything and begged him for help. Reverend Moo still recognized Johannes and asked him if he could still see his pp to determine if he was still a loyal christian.

They both journeyed through hell to the deepest depths and found Lilith Korma, chained inside a prison cell. The ruler of Hell stood guard and started to attack as Johannes and Reverend Moo approached. With all his might, Reverend Moo used his God-given power to shout the words "TG PD". As the words left his lips, the ruler of Hell was frozen, unable to move an inch.

With his hands clasped together, Reverend Moo moved towards the evil ruler and prayed to recharge his power. When he reached the demon, Reverend Moo whispered in its ear the phrase"KYS". As the words entered the demon's body, the body exploded into oblivion and the chains dissolved to free Lilith Korma. Recovering from the traumatic ordeal, Johannes and Lilith Korma slowly made their way our of Hell back to the safe haven.

And that kids is the tale of Reverend Moo. Now you know why we believe in God. Without God, Reverend Moo would not have beaten the Ruler of hell.


The second miracle: The Dark Age

Come here little Jimboo and listen to the next adventure of Reverend Moo. Jimboo you wont believe it but there was a time full of hatred, toxicity and spamming known as the Dark Age in our Kingdom. The only reason you can enjoy this peacefull times is thanks to Reverend Moo and his Followers who fought agains a Evil Might who ruled over this Kingdom long time ago. As you know the Kingdom is divided into 10 Houses which one of them is ruling over the other nine. At that time little Jimbo a House named Boo was at the top. The reign was embossed with flamming, telling people to kill themself and spamming so no one could enjoy the Federation of all Houses. Not to the surprise of anyone Houses came and left the Kingdom. As Houses like Wolf Fpo DC and Bomb realised something has to change House Boo didnt really gave a fuck about that. Official they released a rule about a non Toxic environment but in reality it was just a pretext to hold their position as rulers.

As Johannes, still fat and small pp, came to the conclusion nothing will change and he reached out to the other houses leaders. He conviced the never to be seen online but still active in discord wolf leader Roger to fight agains House Boo and united the Houses under the God blessed House DC. Their plan fast got new followers like the almighty i could get Bomb lead anytime but i dont wont it Henri from House Bomb but they knew it wouldnt be enough to fight against the Evil House Boo. Johannes and the other leaders came to the conclusion only one Person can help them fullfilling their plan of overtaking the Kingdom. They need Reverend Moo. One night Johannes and his Followers prayed to God to guide Reverend Moo to them for help.

God in heaven praised be you and your greatness we once more need your might to help us out in those dark times Oh God the mighty send us your earthly embodiment Reverend Moo to strike down the heretics and evil beings on earth. Amen

God heard them and becouse of his goodness he created a lightpillar over House DC which only could see loyal believers. A few days passed and the situation got worse. Dc and the other houses suffering heavy from the tyranny of House Boo. But in the darkest hour the redeemer Reverend Moo came. He saw the lightpillar and knew exactly what he needed to do. As Reverend Moo arrived the plan could finally be executed. The houses joined together and as Reverend Moo as their leader they marched gen house boo. As they arrived at house boo Reverend Moo gave a last chance to boo and so he spoke: Submit to god repent your sins and we will not destroy you will the might of god.

Silence....

A man stepped outside and spoke to Reverend Moo: Im Xanny the heretic and i only have one thing to say to your god and everyone else:


K Y S

Reverend Moo had enough and so he gave the god given warcry to attack he scremed: Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO With the power of God and Reverend Moo as their leader the fight was over quickly. House Boo was destroyed and peace came to the kingdom. Under the new ruler House DC everyone could enjoy their life together again. The reign lasts until today. Reverend Moo once again fullfilled his task from god. Exhausted from the battle he disappeared for 3 days from earth. To this day no one knows exactly if he returned or not but Jimboo me and many other believe that he returned and is waiting somewhere for his next task to do Gods work on earth.

Never forget who gave us this peace. Till next time little Jimboo.


Leader

God

Pope

The High Arrow

Bishop

Pain like a Deaths

Lilith Korma

Andu the frenchman


Requirement to join

Believe in God, our Saviour, and his son Jesus Christ