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Kids gather around and I will tell you the tale how Reverend Moo brought Lilith Korma back from the dead. Once upon a time a loyal Christian believer Lilith Korma was kidnapped from the evil ruler of hell. Johannes failed to protect him and Lilith was banished. He desperately tried praying to God for help and after many days, God listened. "Find the man who once found you", God said. Johannes knew immediately who he needed to speak to.  
 
Kids gather around and I will tell you the tale how Reverend Moo brought Lilith Korma back from the dead. Once upon a time a loyal Christian believer Lilith Korma was kidnapped from the evil ruler of hell. Johannes failed to protect him and Lilith was banished. He desperately tried praying to God for help and after many days, God listened. "Find the man who once found you", God said. Johannes knew immediately who he needed to speak to.  
  
As a fat boy, but with his pp visible, he went on his journey to find Reverend Moo. He did many heroic doings for example he rescued a girlfriend who got dragged into the Game of Titties. After many years of searching he finally found Revered Moo deep inside the Holy cave of  
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As a fat boy, but with his pp visible, he went on his journey to find Reverend Moo. During his quest, he performed many heroic actions such as rescuing a female trapped in the Game of Titties. After many years, he finally found Revered Moo deep inside the Holy Cave of Chrisianity. Johannes told Reverend Moo everything and begged him for help. Reverend Moo still recognized Johannes and asked him if he could still see his pp to determine if he was still a loyal christian.
  
Chrisianity. Johannes told Reverend Moo everything what happend and the request he had for him. Reverend Moo still recognized Johannes and asked him if he still saw his pp. Befor both of them joined together to fight the ruler
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They both journeyed through hell to the deepest depths and found Lilith Korma, chained inside a prison cell. The ruler of Hell stood guard and started to attack as Johannes and Reverend Moo approached. With all his might, Reverend Moo used his God-given power to shout the words "TG PD". As the words left his lips, the ruler of Hell was frozen, unable to move an inch.
  
of Hell Reverend Moo religion checked Johannes if he still was a loyal christian. As they reached the deepest part of hell they finally found Lilith Korma who was sitting chained in a prison cell. Befor the Cell the ruler of
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With his hands clasped together, Reverend Moo moved towards the evil ruler and prayed to recharge his power. When he reached the demon, Reverend Moo whispered in its ear the phrase"KYS". As the words entered the demon's body, the body exploded into oblivion and the chains dissolved to free Lilith Korma. Recovering from the traumatic ordeal, Johannes and Lilith Korma slowly made their way our of Hell back to the safe haven.
  
Hell stood guard. As he saw Johannes and Revered Moo he immidiatly attacked both. Reverend Moo and his godgiven power spoke the words "TG PD". The moment those words left his lips the ruler stood still and couldnt move one inch.
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And that kids is the tale of Reverend Moo. Now you know why we believe in God. Without God, Reverend Moo would not have beaten the Ruler of hell.  
 
 
Reverend Moo slowly moved towards the ruler making the T-pose and praid to god to give him power. As he reached the demon Reverend Moo wispered in his ear "your free real estate" after that he said the most powerful words he
 
 
 
could spoke knowing after that he had to rest for a 100 years. "KYS" where the words Johannes heared from Reverend Moo as the Ruler of hell exploded into oblivion. The chains dissolve the prison cell opend and Lilith Korma
 
 
 
stepped out. He was finally free. Johannes and Lilith Korma went back to the safe haven. And that kids is the tale of Reverend Moo and now you know why we believe in God. Without God Reverend Moo wouldnt able to beat the Ruler
 
 
 
of hell.
 
 
 
"Grandpa what happend to Reverend Moo" the kids asked. "He went his way out not knowing his next destination but be sure if you need help just pray to God and he will guide Reverend Moo towards you"
 
 
 
 
  
  

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Devoted Christians [DC] is a wonderful SC guild for every Believer in Christianity

It began when Reverend Moo received a task from God to find loyal believers in Guild Wars to praise our Lord and Saviour. He first found a guy who was so fat that he could not see his own pp. His name was Johannes.

After witnessing Johannes' struggles, Moo knew he had a duty to help him, so he made Johannes just skinny enough to see the end of his pp. In light of this miracle, Johannes found his faith.

Reverend Moo told Johannes to set up a safe haven where everyone who found their way to God was welcomed and so the guild Devoted Christians [DC] was founded.


The first miracle: Lilith Korma's Resurrection

Kids gather around and I will tell you the tale how Reverend Moo brought Lilith Korma back from the dead. Once upon a time a loyal Christian believer Lilith Korma was kidnapped from the evil ruler of hell. Johannes failed to protect him and Lilith was banished. He desperately tried praying to God for help and after many days, God listened. "Find the man who once found you", God said. Johannes knew immediately who he needed to speak to.

As a fat boy, but with his pp visible, he went on his journey to find Reverend Moo. During his quest, he performed many heroic actions such as rescuing a female trapped in the Game of Titties. After many years, he finally found Revered Moo deep inside the Holy Cave of Chrisianity. Johannes told Reverend Moo everything and begged him for help. Reverend Moo still recognized Johannes and asked him if he could still see his pp to determine if he was still a loyal christian.

They both journeyed through hell to the deepest depths and found Lilith Korma, chained inside a prison cell. The ruler of Hell stood guard and started to attack as Johannes and Reverend Moo approached. With all his might, Reverend Moo used his God-given power to shout the words "TG PD". As the words left his lips, the ruler of Hell was frozen, unable to move an inch.

With his hands clasped together, Reverend Moo moved towards the evil ruler and prayed to recharge his power. When he reached the demon, Reverend Moo whispered in its ear the phrase"KYS". As the words entered the demon's body, the body exploded into oblivion and the chains dissolved to free Lilith Korma. Recovering from the traumatic ordeal, Johannes and Lilith Korma slowly made their way our of Hell back to the safe haven.

And that kids is the tale of Reverend Moo. Now you know why we believe in God. Without God, Reverend Moo would not have beaten the Ruler of hell.


Leader

God

Pope

The High Arrow

Bishop

Pain like a Deaths

Lilith Korma

Bim to the Bo


Requirement to join

Believe in God, our Saviour, and his son Jesus Christ